Wednesday, November 14, 2007

The Truth Hurts

So, my son lovingly puts his arms around my waist...squeezes tight. Says, "Mom...you're getting bigger!" Thanks to Dennis Smith for the photo... thanks, a lot. Thanks to Champion Systems for the ultra-flattering skinsuit. Thanks to a month of non-stop gratuitous candy binging on crap I DON'T EVEN LIKE!!!

6 comments:

fatmarc said...

skinsuits=bikini

thank god my kit is black.

black is slimming.

in a totally appropriate, and not creepy way:

trust me you look great!

respect
faticus

chunky monkey said...

It's all the skinsuit. Those things are evil. I've had some really bad shots taken of me this season too. The 'chunky' of the chunky monkey is starting to take on a whole new meaning.

Mark said...

You look fabulous!

I will say that the high nylon content in the Verge skinsuits is also very slimming. I have a gut that you'd never notice in the skinsuit.

airing out said...

The stomach flu can shed extra pounds. If you came over earlier this week I would have given you some germs. :)

but you don't need them, you look great.

Anne Rock said...

Maybe we could invent a cross girdle? Oh wait...that's basically what a skin suit is.

We all look like we're on our way to some weird-ass disco party. Some sort of Teletubbies on bikes.

Frank Brigandi said...

*beer shoots out of face orifices*
"laies first", Airing, Anne, Diane... don't... you ladies are athletes... any minor body discrepencies (sp?) can be easily rectified, or literally ridden away.....or climbed away

Marc, You're in a euro/french lasse'-braun cinema neuvo way.. entirely too hairy for a bikini though, you could be a niche' b-rated playgirl-ish superstar if you hung out with the right hollywood types.....
Mark, I want some recipe's from you......give'm up man....
nothing constructive from me... except, I used to fit into a small skinsuit........so..like shuddup...