Friday, August 26, 2011


"I wish the maid would get here."
"Huh? Mom, we don't have a maid."
"I know. I don't feel like cleaning the house today."
"Mom, maids don't even exist in houses like this."
"What do you mean?"
"You know, maids clean, like, fancy houses."
"Are you saying our house isn't fancy?"
"Well, you know, we have carpets...fancy houses are like mansions. Not haunted mansions, but nice mansions with, like, tile floors and stuff."

Okay, I know he's not getting these impressions from Adventure Time, so, what the frig? How does he come up with this sh*t?!
And by the way, our spotless carpets are made of spun gold and cashmere, so they are fancy.


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